Biscuit and Me
The Story of Gaara and Biscuit

One day Gaara showed up at Hatake Kakashi’s house; sent there for an “urgent mission.”
Kakashi- “Hi Gaara.  Here, I need you to take Biscuit for me.”  He summons Biscuit.  “I don’t want him anymore.”
Gaara- “Yes! I’ve always wanted a dog!”
Kakashi- “…”
Gaara- “Uh…  I mean…  Why would you give me a stupid dog…?”
Kakashi- “Well…”   
*Flashback* He destroyed my house!  He shredded anything that he could find!  Even my favorite book!
Kakashi- “Nooo!  Give that back you stupid dog!  It’s not even age appropriate!”  *End Flashback*
Kakashi- “Sooo…  Take good care of Biscuit!  Bye!”
Biscuit- “Nooo!  Don’t leave me with him!  I’m gonna die!  Nooo!”
Gaara took Biscuit home to the Hidden Sand Village.  For once he was… happy…  (Whoa.  Didn’t see that comin’.)  And the same was for Biscuit.  Nobody knew that Gaara could be happy so everybody avoided him because they thought that something was horribly wrong.  But Gaara still had Biscuit.
One afternoon all of the ninjas gathered to play soccer (cuz’, you know, who doesn’t like soccer?) and Gaara brought Biscuit.
Biscuit- “I wanna play!”
Gaara- “No.”
Biscuit- “Grrrr.”  Biscuit runs out onto the field-gets hit with a soccer ball-and gets a concussion.
Gaara- “NOOO!  BISCUIT!”  
Everyone- “…”
Naruto- “Uh…  Okay…  We’ll just be going…”  Everybody runs off.
As Gaara rushes to Biscuit, two figures watch in the distance.  They are none other than-Deidara and Tobi!
Tobi- “OH NO SENPAI!  BISCUIT’S GOT A CONCUSSION!  CALL 911!”  Tobi pulls out a cell phone and starts dialing a random number.
Deidara- “What are you doing Tobi-un?”
Tobi- “I am randomly pushing buttons Senpai.”
Deidara- “Tobi you’re an idiot.”  Deidara walks away.
Tobi- “Wait Senpai!  WAIT!”  He follows Deidara.
Biscuit died.  So Gaara built a tomb for him.  *Cue sad funeral music.*

The End